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Every day of every week of every year, Bill Toad, owner of The Toad Pizza Factory accepts three (3) words from people all over the world and bakes them into original pizza slice-shaped poems. This is your opportunity to have your three words turned  into an original poem! So don't hold back! Place your three words in the fields below, include your name and email address, and wait about a week. Voila! A whole new poem will be added to the TOAD PIZZA portfolio of pizza slice-shaped poetry! Subject to the Factory Rules below. Please make sure you read 'em before submitting! Thanks!
Your 1st Word:
Your 2nd Word:
Your 3rd Word:
First Name
Last Name
Your Email Address 
(we never share your email addresses with anyone)
TOAD PIZZA Factory Rules

1. The three words you submit to us must be in the English language and found in Webster's Dictionary.

2. The words should not be offensive as understood by most people who find certain words offensive. We reserve the right to reject any words. If we do, we will contact you by email and ask you to submit one or more replacement words.

3. Once we create an original Toad Pizza poem using the three words you send us, we will give you credit should we later decide to include the poem in one or more of our published Toad Pizza books. 

4. The poem we create using your three words becomes the exclusive property of TOAD PIZZA and its parent company TNP, LLC. You will receive no compensation of any kind whatsoever from sales of TOAD PIZZA books. But your name will appear in the book where the poem appears. 

5. No other offer is either stated or implied. You agree that you have read and fully understood these rules before submitting your three words. Please address any questions to: toonutsproductions@gmail.com
TOAD PIZZA
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